Title: Cognitive Dissonance
Summary: Who knew that thinking up a return gift for White Day would be this stressful? Tezuka certainly didn't.
Warnings: Sexual references. Possibly lame attempts at humour. Otherwise, that's about it.
Disclaimer: Don't own it, wish I did. *sighs*
A/N: [Thanks to my beta, S <3.] This has to be just about the longest fic I've ever written in my entire life, lol. BUT ANYWAY. I tried to incorporate all of your kinks and prompts into this, and I really hope I didn't fail too much at it -_-''. It was a lot of fun for me to write it, and I truly hope that you'll enjoy it, even if only a bit!
( Happy White Day, _HildeCollapse )